Words are unnecessary.

Important news!

Those three tiny jars of Beerenberg Tomato Sauce my Father gave me that one time which I’ve since been holding onto for reasons yet to be determined have passed their “Best Before” expiry date 10 years ago today!

Beerenberg Tomato Sauce
16/03/07 – 16/03/17

Just to clarify: my receiving them was several years before their expiry. These have been in my possession for over 10 years. Unopened.

Anybody keen to give one a lick? Because it’d be a lie if I said I wasn’t. It’s not like a “Best Before” is a real expiry anyway. Not like how milk has, y’know?