Last week a combination of modern technology and general curiosity managed to get the better of me after many years of my straight up refusal to comply.
Keeping in mind that when I say “modern technology” I’m referring to something two years behind current standards, and that when I say “get the better of me” I mean that Tech Support wasn’t having any of my usual shenanigans and sat me down to explain exactly how a smartphone works (just the one, mind you).