Please bear with me, the Asylum has experienced some down time recently as we are in the process of moving to new servers and it has been a ripe clusterfuck. Never underestimate my incompetence, friends.
Shout out to my long-suffering techsupport who managed to stick with me even after realising that I have no idea what DNS means. Domain Name Server, kids, remember that for me. I’ve been doing this for 10 years, trust me I am a professional.